In preparation for the royal wedding

Tickling a penguin

Literally.

DalTex

Since Boulder, Colorado is now "BoCo" in my lingo, Dallas, Texas should obviously be "DalTex."  I also happen to be in the latter right now.  Let me know if you are too and have time to get together!

(I guess that means that Louisville, Colorado, where we'll be moving at the end of the month, should be "LouCo."  Doesn't have quite the same ring.")

The world according to Kyl

Source: http://americangraphic.tumblr.com/post/4553873450/planned-parenthood-spending-breakdown-according-to

Not intended to be a factual statement

Colbert is hilarious. Well, so is Jon Kyl, but I suspect the humor of the latter is a little less intentional -- and it's definitely scarier.

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Spoiler: the food wins

Last Sunday, Neil and I (inadvertently) hit up two of the three restaurants featured in this Man v. Food episode. We did not attempt the 50-wing challenge, however.

24 days to go...

Okay, so as you can figure out, I'm counting down to May 5.  Why, you ask?  Am I a Cinco de Mayo fanatic, eagerly awaiting my margarita?  Or perhaps I will be celebrating the birth of Kierkegaard?  No?  Then it must be that I wish to mark Europe Day, as declared by the Council of Europe in 1964.

And if you reached that conclusion, you would be most incorrect.

Rather, I am counting the days until the Colorado bar exam results are released.  Should you so wish, you too can check the rolls of those who passed: click on over here sometime after 10:00 am (Mountain Time) on May 5.  Rest assured that I'll be out for that Cinco de Mayo margarita regardless of what I find on the website.